“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

herohinata:

*gets down on one knee* will you….. match icons with me?

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

SUDDEN ANXIETY ABOUT STUPID THINGS

funimationentertainment:

im takin a survey and im just like
WHERES THE BI???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

funimationentertainment:

im takin a survey and im just like

WHERES THE BI???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????